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Everton 0-0 Manchester City

“I wish a swift recovery for James Tarkowski,” says Gary Naylor of an injury sustained a few minutes ago, “but if he’s out for the season, it might be wise to have a look at Jake O’Brien and Jarrod Branthwaite as a centre-back pairing. That means we need a right-back for the last game at Goodison. Step forward Seamus Coleman…”

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Premier League

Brentford 2-1 Brighton
Crystal Palace 0-0 Bournemouth
Chris Richards sent off
Everton 0-0 Manchester City
West Ham 1-0 Southampton

Not the Premier League

Heidenheim 0-4 Bayern Munich (Bundesliga, 2.30pm)
Barcelona 1-1 Celta Vigo (La Liga, 3.15pm)

Bryan Mbeumo restores Brentford’s lead with his second goal, this time with the help of a deflection.

Bryan Mbeumo scores his, and Brentford’s, second goal of the game against Brighton. Photograph: Adam Davy/PA

Jarrod Bowen finishes off a fine counter-attack to give West Ham the lead. He took that beautifully.

West Ham United’s Jarrod Bowen slots the ball home to open the scoring against Southampton. Photograph: John Sibley/Action Images/Reuters

Bowen celebrates. Photograph: Nigel French/PA

Half time: Barcelona 1-1 Celta Vigo Celta are making life awkward for the leaders, who have struggled to create chance since Borja Iglesias’s equaliser in the 15th minute,

Some more soulful half-time reading

Half-time reading

What could possibly go wr- ach what’s the point.

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Premier League

Brentford 1-1 Brighton
Crystal Palace 0-0 Bournemouth
Chris Richards sent off
Everton 0-0 Manchester City
West Ham 0-0 Southampton

Not the Premier League

Heidenheim 0-4 Bayern Munich (Bundesliga, 2.30pm)
Barcelona 1-1 Celta Vigo (La Liga, 3.15pm)

Joshua Kimmich comes to the party, passing the ball into the net from the edge of the area to put Bayern four goals up.

A superb finish from Danny Welbeck has brought Brighton level in the data derby at the Gtech Stadium. He had to lean backwards to meet Mats Wieffer’s cross from the right and did brilliantly to force a header into the bottom corner.

Danny Welbeck plants a header past Brentford goalkeeper Mark Flekken to put Brighton back on level terms. Photograph: Ryan Pierse/Getty Images

Welbeck celebrates. Photograph: Toby Melville/Reuters

Crystal Palace 0-0 Bournemouth Palace defender Chris Richards has been given a second yellow card at Selhurst Park. On Soccer Saturday, Mike Dean and Clinton Morrison both think it was a little bit harsh, especially as Bournemouth’s Alex Scott apparently got away with something similar earlier in the game.

Crystal Palace’s Chris Richards remonstrates to referee Samuel Barrott with Crystal Palace’s Marc Guehi after being sent off. Photograph: Dylan Martinez/Reuters

“Is this the most boring clockwatch you’ve ever done?” asks Joe Pearson. “Not a reflection on you, of course, but these Premier League matches have been dire. Maybe this email will throw a reverse jinx on the lot and there will be goals galore. Here’s hoping.”

Who are you to decide it’s not a reflection on me? Eh?

Everton 0-0 Man City Jake O’Brien has made a brilliant goalline clearance to deny Kevin De Bruyne at Goodison Park.

West Ham 0-0 Southampton According to Michael Dawson on Sky Sports, Southampton have had the better chances in this one.

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Premier League

Brentford 1-0 Brighton
Crystal Palace 0-0 Bournemouth
Everton 0-0 Manchester City
West Ham 0-0 Southampton

Not the Premier League

Heidenheim 0-3 Bayern Munich (Bundesliga, 2.30pm)
Barcelona 1-1 Celta Vigo (La Liga, 3.15pm)

Not the Premier League results

The plot thickens. A mistake from Wojcech Szczesny, who came a long way off his line to try to intercept a low cross, gives Borja Iglesias an open goal. Iglesias was miles offside but inactive earlier in the move.

31 min: Everton 0-0 Man City James Tarkowski has hit the post for Everton with a header from a corner.

West Ham 0-0 Southampton “The referee Ray Lewis coming from Great Bookham always tickled me,” says Ian Sargeant. “And a lot more than the west ham v Southampton game I’m at. We’ve fielded a really positive 11 but can’t get behind/ through a decent block from Southampton. They’ve have the better chances and the natives are getting either restless or a pint.”

Ferran Torres gives Barcelona an early lead with a cracking solo goal.

Barcelona’s Ferran Torres fires home the opening goal for the home side. Photograph: Joan Monfort/AP

Still goalless in three of the four Premier League games. This is an important day for Manchester City, who are embroiled in a Champions League Royal Rumble with several other teams.

Brentford 1-0 Brighton
Crystal Palace 0-0 Bournemouth
Everton 0-0 Manchester City
West Ham 0-0 Southampton

“That Aberdeen goal was good news for Dundee United, Rob,” says Simon McMahon. “European football pretty much guaranteed now, unless

~~“St. Johnstone beat Celtic in the other semi tomorrow.~~ It’s like 1984 all over again.”

It’s fitting that, on the day Barcelona were revealed as plucky underdogs, their historical superiors should move one stop closer to European football.

“Since my beloved Forest aren’t playing until Monday, and I’ve thus been afforded the rare luxury of following Saturday afternoon commentary without the standard sporadic bouts of clammy palms, restless leg syndrome and chest pains, I can focus my attention on other aspects of your live update,” writes Hasan. “Such as why the need to state the county of origin for the referees officiating at the games? It doesn’t offend me to know that Simon Hooper hails from Wiltshire, but what significance does it bear on him refereeing between Everton and City? Is it to dispel any grumblings about potential local loyalties? Or perhaps infuse us with admiration for how far some of them travel to dispense their duties? Anyway, just curious.”

In this specific case it’s because I lazily cut and pasted the whole thing from the wires, then put each team in formation and forgot about the referee. More generally I have no idea why it’s so common, only that it has been for ages – I feel like I spent most of my twenties reading or hearing that Graham Poll was from Tring.

Match report: Hearts 1-2 Aberdeen (AET)

Half-time: Heidenheim 0-3 Bayern Munich

Bayern are heading nine points clear at the top. Harry Kane, Konrad Laimer and Kingsley Coman got the goals in a one-sided first half.

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Premier League

Brentford 1-0 Brighton
Crystal Palace 0-0 Bournemouth
Everton 0-0 Manchester City
West Ham 0-0 Southampton

Not the Premier League

Heidenheim 0-3 Bayern Munich (Bundesliga, 2.30pm)
Barcelona v Celta Vigo (La Liga, 3.15pm)
Arsenal 1-2 Lyon (Champions League, FT)
West Ham 0-0 Man Utd (WSL, FT)
Hearts 1-2 Aberdeen (Scottish Cup semi-final, AET)

Bryan Mbeumo scores the first goal of the data derby. Lewis-Potter marched forward from left-back and curled a fine through pass. Mbeumo got between Van Hecke and Estupinan, charged to the edge of the area and finished emphatically with his right foot.

Brentford’s Bryan Mbeumo rifles the ball home to open the scoring. Photograph: Adam Davy/PA

Nothing to see here. Bayern are cruising. Kane curls a superb long pass to Pavlovic, whose left-foot volley is saved. Coman collects the rebound, runs round the defence and scores from a tight angle.

Kingsley Coman lashes the ball home to extend Bayern Munich’s lead at Heidenheim. Photograph: Ronald Wittek/EPA

Which he’s pretty chuffed about. Photograph: Ronald Wittek/EPA

Aberdeen will play Celtic or St Johnstone in the Scottish Cup final after a dramatic win over Hearts, who ended the match with nine men. Hearts gave so much to the game, particularly their quadragenarian keeper Craig Gordon, but they couldn’t quite hold on for penalties. The Palestine international Oday Dabbagh scored the winner in the 118th minute.