Ah shit, here we go again. I know, I know. Let’s get it out of the way. 1) The NBA playoffs take far too long and 2) it’s not like the Knicks have ever won anything. Boom, got ahead of it. But, the Knicks are once again a top-3 seed in the East which is something I never thought I’d say until James Dolan died or some sort of voodoo happened. The voodoo happened to be Rick Brunson having a son and all of his friends playing for Villanova. 

But now it’s time for hate. The Pistons have always been a whatever franchise for me. The Bad Boys obviously were massive then the Tayshaun Prince era became a lovable team for a yer when they beat the Lakers. But now? They mostly just suck and are a team I forget about. So, congrats to them on being a 6 seed.

That’s where Malik Beasley decides to go though? Not worried about KAT. The guy is an All-NBA player and absolutely lived up to the hype so far this season. Yeah, people will say he’s a pussy in the playoffs, but we’ve never seen him as a Knick in the playoffs. Maybe he was just a pussy in Minnesota. So go ahead and don’t worry about KAT. We still have Brunson. We still have OG and a secret plan 

Good luck defending if we get Suni and Anne there. OG might score 75. Game 1 tonight. Hit the music.